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Gillian Marie. Female. VA, US. 17. Humor blog. Anything else just send an ask.

n0-sudden-revelations:

flatbear:

tickling-your-man-boobies:

dudewheresmycat:

give me the reasons not to reblog this.

they don’t exist

You don’t see many Mumford and Sons gifsets. This is really cool.

YOU DON’T SEE MANY MUMFORD AND SONS GIFSETS

reheals:

in this generation, you can’t tell if someone is 13 or 18

modestdemidov:

"make up is false advertisement!"

translation:

"i view women as products"

illest:

Ladies, if you think your man is cheating. Take him to that bitches front door and see if his wifi connects.

drankinwatahmelin:

White people remind me of those serial killers you see on TV that kill a bunch of people & keep an item of clothing or a piece of jewelry that belonged to the people they killed to wear for “fun”.

image

Me: oh thats cute
*checks price tag*
Me: no its not
astreana:

geewizsc:

#rp #IOS8 it just got real #lmao #turndownforwhat

this new technology is just helping people get wilder and wilder

astreana:

geewizsc:

#rp #IOS8 it just got real #lmao #turndownforwhat

this new technology is just helping people get wilder and wilder

bombaycinemaclub:

The first sip of tea is always the hardest.

that isn’t supposed to be inspirational, I’m just stating it’s fucking nerve-racking waiting for it to touch your lips and potentially having it melt your face off 

inkskinned:

when my dad was in law school he knew these two girls who told him “people look at us like we were meat anyway so we decided to make some money off of it” so they wore bikinis and high heels and sold WAY overpriced hot dogs as a way of financing their education. they graduated summa cum laude with no debt and let me just say i have never been so inspired

dragonsidhe:

purplespottedsunnies:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Australian Tumblr Photoset #13

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American photoset #12 

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It is nice to live in Australia, I swear…

and i think you lie,
now we know why a lot of tumblr are australians.

leaving their houses is like the poison fire games.

itscalledfashionlookitup:

today I discovered you can make billboards in rollercoaster tycoon 3

itscalledfashionlookitup:

today I discovered you can make billboards in rollercoaster tycoon 3

foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

Anonymous said: If slavery still existed, you'd be my property!

haimabeliever:

trebled-negrita-princess:

happyhalloweenbitch:

if slavery still existed i’d be shitting in your dinner and fucking your son after you went to bed not because i like white dick but just to show that your son loves black pussy lmao

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