Gillian Marie. Female. VA, US. 17. Humor blog. Anything else just send an ask.
in this generation, you can’t tell if someone is 13 or 18
"make up is false advertisement!"
"i view women as products"
Ladies, if you think your man is cheating. Take him to that bitches front door and see if his wifi connects.
White people remind me of those serial killers you see on TV that kill a bunch of people & keep an item of clothing or a piece of jewelry that belonged to the people they killed to wear for “fun”.
Me: oh thats cute
*checks price tag*
Me: no its not
#rp #IOS8 it just got real #lmao #turndownforwhat
this new technology is just helping people get wilder and wilder
The first sip of tea is always the hardest.
that isn’t supposed to be inspirational, I’m just stating it’s fucking nerve-racking waiting for it to touch your lips and potentially having it melt your face off
when my dad was in law school he knew these two girls who told him “people look at us like we were meat anyway so we decided to make some money off of it” so they wore bikinis and high heels and sold WAY overpriced hot dogs as a way of financing their education. they graduated summa cum laude with no debt and let me just say i have never been so inspired
What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel
do u mean excited